Awkward
I overheard Cayleb explain to his friend Timothy the definition of awkward. I was so impressed their 5 year old interaction had moved to real conversation and evolved to something more than Clone trooper battles and sword fights.
Cayleb - "You know what awkward means?"
Timothy - No answer.
Cayleb confidently explained - "It is when you are in a room and you are the only boy and there are lots of girls, that's awkward."
We'll see how long this definition sticks.
German Bread
Madalyn - "Mom, what is German bread?"
Me - I am a so, so cook that still relies heavily on Campbell's soup and ward cook books, so I answered, "Well, I've never heard of German bread, we'll have to look that up. By the way where did you learn about German bread?"
Madalyn - "From a song."
Me - "Sing it to me."
Madalyn - "......do a deer a female deer,
ray, a drop of golden sun,
mi, a name I call myself,
fa, a long, long way to go
so, a needle pulling thread,
la, a note to follow so
ti, a drink with German bread!"