We like jokes.
Makayla woke up early so she could....
switch out the clothes in Madalyn and Cayden's dresser
write April fools jokes all over the mirrors
put saran wrap at the doorway openings of the bedrooms so everyone would trip on their way out
I snuck into the kitchen so I could....
tape the kids juice boxes to the bottom of their lunch bags
use stealth to cut open the bottom of the kids' chip bags, switch the contents, add a "ha, ha April fool's note", and re-seal it,
use my sharpie to write "the joke is on poo" on toilet tissue and place it in the toilet
Madalyn snuck into the kitchen after I snuck into the kitchen so she could...
remove the cereal bags and place empty boxes back on the shelf
Cayden hurried home so he could...
put saran wrap on the toilet seats
Randy snuck out the lemonade and yellow die so he could....
act like he peed all over the bathroom floor (of course adding to Cayden's prank), and then act livid and have Cayden clean up the pee
all in all we think we are pretty funny and were still at that dumb stage where we find humor in potty talk; poo, pee and farts -we may or may not grow out of it.
